Quote #13379
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #10181
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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Any great truth can — and eventually will — be expressed as a cliche...
Quote #761
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you...
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It isn’t the people you fire who make your life miserable, it’s the people...
Quote #6430
It’s what we learn after we think we know it all that counts.
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What I still ask for daily – for life as long as I have...
Quote #7129
Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot.