Quote #2767
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.
Quote #3643
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
Quote #821
We rarely think that people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Quote #21013
His only fault is that he has no fault.
Quote #2628
The future ain’t what it used to be.
Quote #21611
No hatred is so bitter as that of near relations.
Quote #15056
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
Quote #12909
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
Quote #14486
She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on...
Quote #14761
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...