Quote #8518
No one wants advice — only corroboration.
Quote #2930
A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
Quote #3219
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #21180
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Quote #3594
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Quote #18452
The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
Quote #6092
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...
Quote #20064
The beauty of a statue is in its outward form of a man in...
Quote #2260
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course,...
Quote #17471
There are too many books I haven’t read, too many places I haven’t seen,...