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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I...
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The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn’t so...
Quote #15773
To philosophize is to doubt.
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
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A formula for answering controversial letters — without even reading the letters Dear Sir...
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A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
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Communism is like one big phone company.
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Dr. Joel Fleischman in nature. Not exactly the man you knew. He couldn’t see...