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Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
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What is play to the cat is death to the mouse.
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Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
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Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
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A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...
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Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be...
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At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going...
Quote #13185
I could prove God statistically.
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You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.