Quote #4657
Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
Quote #19752
Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble...
Quote #726
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
Quote #3099
Routine is not organization, any more than paralysis is order.
Quote #5599
Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe...
Quote #2918
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Quote #15333
Man was predestined to have free will.
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What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.
Quote #1200
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...