Quote #21472
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #917
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
Quote #3523
We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think.
Quote #6218
The sweetest of all sounds is praise.
Quote #442
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...
Quote #300
The outer conditions of a person’s life will always be found to reflect their...
Quote #119
The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.
Quote #5283
To wilful men, the injuries that they themselves procure must be their schoolmasters.
Quote #7121
It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
Quote #11447
Comedy is tragedy plus time.