Quote #8210
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
Quote #15500
There are still normal people around, they just changed the definition of normal
Quote #10474
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #367
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
Quote #16716
He who has been bitten by a snake fears a piece of string.
Quote #20201
Never knock on Death’s door ring the bell and run away Death really hates...
Quote #3333
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Quote #16885
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #8685
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she can...
Quote #21422
The right things to do are those that keep our violence in abeyance the...