Quote #13220
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #4393
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.
Quote #14550
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Quote #3001
The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book...
Quote #379
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Quote #18801
Character is doing the right thing when nobody’s looking. There are too many people...
Quote #5759
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to...
Quote #15558
We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we...
Quote #21150
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #106
Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...