Quote #6135
There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do...
Quote #11274
The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Quote #2913
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and...
Quote #19422
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
Quote #10011
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #262
Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can complel the proper meshing of the huge...
Quote #2438
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
Quote #719
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
Quote #18702
The tendency of man’s nature to good is like the tendency of water to...
Quote #1694
There is no such thing as the Queen’s English. The property has gone into...