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I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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The people are not to be disarmed of their weapons. They are left in...
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
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Frank Blue you’re my boy
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Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social...
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No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this...
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Success, in a generally accepted sense of the term, means the opportunity to experience...
Quote #1957
The hatred we bear our enemies injures their happiness less than our own.