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If you are poor, shun association with him who measures men with the yardstick...
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Under the doctrine of separation of powers, the manner in which the president personally...
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
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May your service of love a beautiful thing want nothing else, fear nothing else...
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What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
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The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.