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When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found...
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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #1024
Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another.
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I have been both rich and poor–while I have respect for both, I am...
Quote #19917
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #4764
It takes two to speak truth – One to speak, and another to hear.
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We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #17079
It has been our policy not to use obscenities in the paper. It’s a...
Quote #14272
Wisdom consists not so much in knowing what to do in the ultimate as...