Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #3278
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Quote #15033
On marriage Look for a sweet person. Forget rich.
Quote #4072
The quickest and shortest way to crush whatever laurels you have won is for...
Quote #18144
Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
Quote #12411
In politics it is necessary either to betray one’s country of the electorate. I...
Quote #20651
All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to...
Quote #4098
Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now–always.
Quote #5107
Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
Quote #761
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you...