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Legend a lie that has attained the dignity of age.
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Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid’s head It’s the size...
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
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Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can...
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Every man who observes vigilantly and resolves steadfastly grows unconsciously into genius.
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Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
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The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its...
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Life is 10 what you make it, and 90 how you take it.
Quote #17008
They’ll have to shoot me first to take my gun.