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Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
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Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point...
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The difference between fiction and reality Fiction has to make sense.
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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The first duty of love is to listen.
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When you’re the victim of the behavior, it’s black and white when you’re the...