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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is to...
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Generally the theories we believe we call facts, and the facts we disbelieve we...
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Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
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We must learn to tailor our concepts to fit reality, instead of trying to...
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There’s nothing in this world more instinctively abhorrent to me than finding myself in...
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There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
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War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is...
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Children are our most valuable natural resource.
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The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the...