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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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I’m very curious to know what the hell they’re saying on the phone, but...
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Nothing is so dangerous as an ignorant friend A wise enemy is worth more.
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
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The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible....
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On the Plains of Hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions, who, at the...
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Love is what is left in a relationship after all the selfishness is taken...
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Love is a kind of military service.
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I’ve learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If...