Quote #898
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #1671
Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to...
Quote #12174
O Winter ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king...
Quote #19203
No man chooses evil because it is evil he only mistakes it for happiness,...
Quote #14703
A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
Quote #18368
You never have a chance for your luck to operate if you don’t take...
Quote #6943
A person I knew use to divide human beings into three categories Those who...
Quote #9197
One does not adopt a new idea, one slips into it.
Quote #21127
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #69
I made my money by selling too soon.