Quote #20424
Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
Quote #3920
Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
Quote #16488
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #14424
In nature there are neither rewards not punishments–there are consequences.
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He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to....
Quote #14787
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
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The very aim and end of our institutions is just this that we may...
Quote #7982
It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of...
Quote #21646
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #12842
Better and ugly face than an ugly mind.