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We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it...
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It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves...
Quote #2177
You’re never too old to become younger.
Quote #1844
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #19803
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #12050
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Quote #10775
If you must hold yourself up to your children, hold yourself up as an...
Quote #14618
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the...
Quote #20701
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won’t...
Quote #4751
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is...