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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Arranging a bowl of flowers in the morning can give a sense of quiet...
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You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.
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No medicine cures what happiness cannot.
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The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins.
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the...
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Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6....
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Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.