Quote #467
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #378
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
Quote #8626
Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
Quote #14128
Those who complain most are most to be complained of.
Quote #48
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...
Quote #4530
Practice is everythingThis is often misquoted as Practice makes perfect.
Quote #20311
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help...
Quote #21304
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
Quote #16964
There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying...
Quote #5412
Pray you now, forget and forgive.