Quote #20177
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #4397
Pray, pray very much but beware of telling God what you want.
Quote #3224
BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
Quote #16540
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
Quote #5102
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny...
Quote #10404
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...
Quote #373
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
Quote #15406
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire...
Quote #4301
Fortune is like glass–the brighter the glitter, the more easily broken.
Quote #15160
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...