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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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We are advertis’d by our loving friends.
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I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
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Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May but...
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The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
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The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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Boys are capital fellows in their own way, among their mates but they are...
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Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.