Quote #20383
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #16942
Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
Quote #14130
Nothing endures but change.
Quote #15482
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #10806
For whoever keeps the whole law but fails in one point has become guilty...
Quote #14888
Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.
Quote #15825
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
Quote #10901
Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery.
Quote #3989
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
Quote #5943
When we lose one blessing, another is often, most unexpectedly, given in its place.