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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s...
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Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be...
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
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You don’t have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces – just good food from...
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A small town is a place where there is no place to go where...
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All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.
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The Holocaust never quite leaves Israeli Jews alone. Arabs use it against them and...