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All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and...
Quote #12889
Love is blind. It will take over your mind. What you think is love,...
Quote #8907
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Quote #15686
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
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In the life of children there are two very clear-cut phases, before and after...
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It isn’t always necessary to achieve great things. Sometimes, just surviving is a great...
Quote #12892
The Kennedy organization doesn’t run, it purrs.
Quote #19089
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Quote #17670
If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....
Quote #2223
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.