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The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same...
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
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Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
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Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in...
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Quit now, you’ll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you’ll be halfway...
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
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Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
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I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it...
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The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
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A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he...