Quote #20070
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
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Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both...
Quote #16013
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
Quote #21097
Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.
Quote #19817
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
Quote #18437
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Quote #2393
To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
Quote #15551
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
Quote #17270
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to...
Quote #16248
Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the...