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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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I have a hundred times wished that one could resign life as an officer...
Quote #19593
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #14872
History is a better guide than good intentions.
Quote #6044
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few...
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Jerry Show me the money
Quote #19496
When love is gone, there’s always justice. And when justice is gone, there’s always...
Quote #7508
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
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Good friends are good for your health.
Quote #294
When I am dead, I hope it is said, ‘His sins were scarlet, but...