Quote #12048
They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.
Quote #4199
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed,...
Quote #5873
We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found,...
Quote #20567
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #15626
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
Quote #14264
What feeling is so nice as a child’s hand in yours So small, so...
Quote #3844
Time is money.
Quote #20731
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #21045
A liberal is a person whose interests aren’t at stake at the moment.
Quote #1211
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.