Quote #14521
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #2653
Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
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The poor on the borderline of starvation live purposeful lives. To be engaged in...
Quote #12581
There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
Quote #6670
The United States has the power to destroy the world, but not the power...
Quote #20404
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #5362
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety.
Quote #12217
Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.