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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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A professional is someone who can do his best when he doesn’t feel like...
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn...
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I let the American people down.
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He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
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A true artist is born with a unique voice and cannot copy so he...
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A news sense is really a sense of what is important, what is vital,...
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A person will be called to account on Judgement Day for every permissible thing...