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Al Czervik Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook...
Quote #3656
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Quote #2987
Youth is a blunder Manhood a struggle Old Age a regret.
Quote #2954
Conservatism discards Prescription, shrinks from Principle, disavows Progress having rejected all respect for antiquity,...
Quote #15948
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong,...
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Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private...
Quote #20562
Get pleasure out of life…as much as you can. Nobody every died from pleasure.
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A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose...
Quote #1601
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as...
Quote #20451
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.