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If you let a bully come in your front yard, he’ll be on your...
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Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I...
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Time as he grows old teaches all things.
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Over the years, we have come to identify quality in a college not by...
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It is a good idea to be ambitious, to have goals, to want to...
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You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it. Better keep yourself clean...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...