Quote #8460
It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up.
Quote #5884
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
Quote #8219
I was alarmed at my doctor’s report He said I was sound as a...
Quote #11501
Would you, my dear young friends, like to be inside with the five wise...
Quote #3460
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #3566
Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
Quote #3301
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
Quote #19743
Take away the miseries and you take away some folks’ reason for living.
Quote #2941
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
Quote #9930
I love the United States, but I see here everything is measured by success,...