Quote #19449
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #18385
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #6242
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #2327
There are two modes of establishing our reputation to be praised by honest men,...
Quote #709
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
Quote #20919
Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
Quote #17510
It was an attempt to stick the Congress’s finger in King Hussein’s eye.
Quote #1763
How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have...
Quote #15007
I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion,...
Quote #12882
Only those who attempt the absurd…will achieve the impossible. I think…I think it’s in...