Quote #3173
If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #21676
The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of...
Quote #21161
Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent.
Quote #6687
Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other...
Quote #21566
Marriage. It’s like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides...
Quote #17220
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence and if he was...
Quote #11464
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #19607
By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
Quote #14757
I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...