Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #19001
The mere mechanical technique of acting can be taught, but the spirit that is...
Quote #17669
You cannot slander human nature it is worse than words can paint it.
Quote #20005
All men have an equal right to the free development of their faculties they...
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #18329
Commitment in the face of conflict produces character.
Quote #8043
Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without...
Quote #10514
If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be...