Quote #18912
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that...
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When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you...
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Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you...
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The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world...
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Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
Quote #10527
If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If...
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Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they re ended.
Quote #2190
The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.