Quote #16213
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Quote #18860
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #13
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #2748
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #15958
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Quote #6813
Reason is not measured by size or height, but by principle.
Quote #15085
Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your...
Quote #6850
Imagination grows by exercise and contrary to common belief is more powerful in the...
Quote #2762
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #5684
If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.