Quote #2131
If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
Quote #5170
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
Quote #3941
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up,...
Quote #10954
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #17950
Moderation in all things.
Quote #8939
For Africa to me is more than a glamorous fact. It is a historical...
Quote #6513
I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack with other guys...
Quote #18077
If we do not learn from history, we shall be compelled to relive it....
Quote #864
There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...