Quote #1985
A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.
Quote #11
The trick is to make sure you don’t die waiting for prosperity to come.
Quote #15998
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #5744
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
Quote #14521
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #17422
What makes life worth living To be born with the gift of laughter and...
Quote #19121
What is good for the country is good for General Motors and vice versa.
Quote #15443
The heart’s memory eliminates the bad and magnifies the good and thanks to this...
Quote #14678
He is a teenager, after all-a strange agent with holes in his jeans, studs...
Quote #5426
A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...