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Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth — more than ruin...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #12132
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that...
Quote #14550
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Quote #14316
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked...
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There’s one good kind of writer — a dead one.
Quote #7949
Always set high value on spontaneous kindness. He whose inclination prompts him to cultivate...
Quote #15474
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote #11540
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
Quote #10976
I realized early on that the academy and the literary world alike-and I don’t...