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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
Quote #20416
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
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To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of...
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Every good communist should know that political power grows out of the barrel of...
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The purpose of parenting is to provide steady and wide-ranging opportunities for a child....
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The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else....
Quote #10736
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
Quote #10955
Nature uses as little as possible of anything.