Quote #15383
If your only measure of value is color, then you shall never appreciate the...
Quote #19594
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is...
Quote #15258
Colleges don’t make fools. They only develop them.
Quote #4003
One’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Quote #12060
There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.
Quote #6014
History never looks like history when you are living through it.
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #19861
The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.
Quote #20855
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #9798
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...