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For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever-present...
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Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #4935
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
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The measure of a man’s real character is what he would do if he...
Quote #17558
You have not lived a perfect day, even though you have earned your money,...
Quote #6431
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Quote #4232
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Quote #5363
I have Immortal longings in me.
Quote #3750
The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom He...
Quote #5438
By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever...