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He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not...
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Whoso loves, believes the impossible.
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I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a...
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
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I have no country to fight for my country is the earth, and I...
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Some of the best lessons we ever learn are learned from past mistakes. The...
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Passive acceptance of the teacher’s wisdom is easy to most boys and girls. It...