Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good,...
Quote #16294
I accept now with equanimity the question so constantly addressed to me, ‘Are you...
Quote #797
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #1292
The superior man is satisfied and composed the mean man is always full of...
Quote #865
We are never so happy or unhappy as we think.
Quote #954
And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go...
Quote #1448
Stacy Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy Well,...
Quote #12739
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Quote #2244
The Joker Here we are, the perfect pair… Beauty and the Beast. Mind you,...